Ladies, It's Time to Rid That Stale Winter Lover

Yes ladies.  It's time to get rid of that excess body heat. And no, I'm not talking about that extra winter weight that has kept you denial; nor am I talking about that nine-year-old comforter that was pulled from the bowels of your closet.  I'm talking about that guy that continues to get on your nerves; yet, still sleeps at your place at least three nights out of the week.  Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.  The guy who saw you from afar as you entered the liquor store in search of that good Red.  He approached you with that silly line; and your first reaction was to simply ignore his ass.  But it was the day after Thanksgiving, and you thought it was best to entertain him because you couldn't stand the thought of spending Christmas and New Years alone.  Oh yeah, you remember now.  So...somewhat reluctantly, you gave up the number; and thus began your winter romance.  Oof!

Well, it's Springtime, ladies!  And in a couple of weeks it'll be time to show off those toes that have been hidden to all, with exception of the winter guy.  And it's been even harder to deal with his lameness when it's nearly eighty degrees outside.   No longer a need for winter body heat!  Oh no... much too warm to be all up under his extreme lameness. Time to find that new boo, girlfriend.  Someone much cuter than Lame Duck. Come on now, ladies, you feel me. You've been keeping an eye on a certain fellow while on your way to work.  He saw the real you on that warm day when you weren't wearing that scarf, hat, gloves and boots.  Goodness! (he was so use to seeing you in that shit!) So he looked, you looked back, he smiled, and you managed one of your on.  Oh yes...it's officially on, girl!

Well, don't be afraid to move onward, dear woman.  Your guilty feeling over Lame Duck's riddance will disappear soon enough.  He's a grown-ass man, you know.. he'll get over it.  And you?  You got this new boo all lined up for the warm months.  And if he's not the one, then certainly there'll be at least four or five others out there who have yet to see you in that near see-thru summer blouse.  It's due time, girl... due time.  Besides, you were only using ex-boo for body heat anyway.  Hell...mission accomplished.