..And That's Why Sergio Kept it Real With Tiger

Okay..this is what happened.  Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods had exchanged heated words over the past two weeks, dating to The Players Championship when Garcia said that Woods purposely stirred up the crowd as he was playing a shot.  The matter got nasty when Garcia and other golfers were at a dinner and an emcee from The Golf Channel jokingly asked if he would have Woods over for dinner during the U.S. Open.  "We'll have him round every night," Garcia said.  "We will serve fried chicken."

Hahaha...haha...haha...ha.  Oh, uhh, you didn't find that funny?  Well, not even a little?  Oh...okay.  Well, ole Serg apologized for it; but too late, the damage was done. Welcome to the world of professional golf; and reintroduce yourself, if you will, to a world filled with shadiness and hatred.  But wait a second!  Perhaps something constructive can come out of ole Sergie's racial statement? Yeah.. constructive.

You see, some of have felt that Tiger Woods doesn't have a good sense of self.  Some have even said (not me, of course... well, maybe me) that Tiger has had trouble identifying with blacks.  He has also seemed to act a little awkward around Asians...well, some have said.  So, what's the deal with Tiger?  What's the issue with the most polarized sports figure in the entire world?

Okay, let's get a little more history on the matter. Tiger Woods was heavily ridiculed for the whole wife attacks cheater with golf club incident.  He later confessed to having a sex addition (which was a total joke).  He lost plenty of endorsement money and most of his huge fan base.  The ex-wife signed a divorce settlement which entitled her to receive over a hundred million dollars.  Tiger then struggles to win tournaments.   A year or so later, Tiger starts back winning.  He also wins back endorsements.  He then wins back a good number of his fans.  And now he becomes the recipient of a stereotypical joke.  And well..... I'm okay with it!

Sigh.  I know what you're saying.  "A racial joke is directed towards Tiger Woods, and you're okay with that? What-the-hell, Blaze?"  Well, you see.. firstly, maybe Tiger should be regularly reminded of the thoughts of his fellow players, as well as any other so-called racist associated with The PGA Tour.  And secondly, I mean...gosh man, chose a side for once, Tiger; or chose both, I don't care.  It's just that...playing vanilla, as a race card, isn't a good look for you.  And third, you-are-freakin-touchable, dude!  You should be reminded of that everyday.  Ask O.J.  Ask Wesley.  Ask Oprah... yeah Oprah, the chick who thought she could shop at a Paris Hermes store at any time she wanted...until she was reminded that she was black.   Or ask any black person who thought they were bigger than the thoughts of others in regard to the color of their skin.

And poor Sergio?  Yeah, that's right..poor Serg.  Sergio Garcia, the man who is adored by Europeans, and is now admired by a good number of white Americans for saying what many have said in private... yeah him? Well, quite frankly...Gracias, Spaniard!  Hell, you may have just been the one who brought Tiger Woods to his senses.

Why We Love/Hate Charles Ramsey

Charles Ramsey is a national hero. No. Charles Ramsey's just a ignorant guy from the hood. Charles Ramsey is a life saver.  No. Charles Ramsey's just a street bum who didn't want to drop his Big Mac to help a screaming woman.  Okay, so who is the real Charles Ramsey? And do we love him, or do we hate him?

It's simple. Charles Ramsey's just a black man living in a Hispanic neighborhood who responded to the screams of a white woman being held by her Puerto Rican captor.  And with all that being said, there's no race issue, there's no gender issue, there's only a matter of human civility.

You see, there are black folks who don't like Ramsey because he reminds them of their aloof cousin or uncle who is always getting themselves into something.  And some blacks simply don't like the fact that this kind of man was fortunate enough, unfortunate enough, ignorant enough (or whatever words you choose to use) to be seen on a national level thus representing all of the black race. Sigh....We can all be such fools at times.

Well, I can tell you for certain what Charles Ramsey is... He's the type of guy who can live on a little over $200 dollars a week because that's what his job pays.  He's the type of guy who can own up to the mistake of assuming that his lover has cheated on him, and goes to jail for domestic assault.  He's the type of guy who gets sent home from work for having AK-47 rounds in his coat pocket that were a souvenir from his friend who served in Afghanistan.  He's the type of guy who ends a George Stephanopoulos' nationally televised interview by simply throwing up the peace sign.  He's the type of guy who constantly insists that the woman who was screaming for help is the real hero.  And in this case, he's the type of guy who came out of his home to respond to the sounds of a stranger who was screaming "a scream you never heard before."

Charles Ramsey, a regular guy from the hood, is indeed a hero.  Nowadays he is bothered by streams of people who just want to be apart of his entourage.  He does radio shows and he's invited to events by people of influence; and still, he's been reminding people for an entire week that he has to get back to his dishwashing job on Monday. "I work for a living, man, and I will until I'm terminated."

Charles Ramsey has had much to say to those who wanted to hear him.  Many wanted to make fun; others simply wanted a story.  But if one had paid close attention to his words then one would have gained much. One of my favorite Charles Ramsey comments is "I just played my damn position.."  Hmmm, just imagine if we all just played our position in life?  Could you fathom that?  Gosh!  What other life changing stories could be told?


So truly, you just gotta love Charles Ramsey.  I mean, the man is only a national hero.

The Fake Orgasm: What Works For Her Also Works For Him

The ole fake orgasm..it's a wonderful thing, yes? No?  Well, we've know about it for years.  He wants to get some, but you have to get up early for work  The next thing you know, there's a fake orgasm.  He feels good, and you feel good because now you can rest up for tomorrow's early workday. Everybody's happy, right?

Well, there's also another side to the matter.  He fakes his orgasm  too.  Say whaaat?!   That's right.  He fakes it.  And in the day of necessary condom wear, how can you tell the difference?  Firstly, we're not talking about couples who are trying to conceive, or devout couples who are not concerned with child-birth.  We're talking about couples who are regularly using protection; and thus, making if difficult for her to tell if he's uhmm.... finished.

First of all, he cares about you... because why else would he fake an orgasm.  I mean, that's how you felt about him when you faked yours, right?  You don't want to hurt the other's feelings.  So here's how it works. You're putting the pressure on him to have an orgasmic experience; and maybe sometimes, at the same time as you.  However, he's having a little difficulty having one at that very moment. You're there and you're ready.  He's involved, but he's not. Next thing you know, there's the ole fake orgasm.  He excuses himself while he goes into the bathroom.  And what happens there?  Well...he finishes the job.  Is this a sad moment?  Indeed it is; but it does happen.

So what's the solution?  Well, one may say "why bother, he normally gets his before I do anyway."  Well, in today's world where there may be drugs or alcohol involved which may desensitize his body part down there, or maybe he's just not quite in to it on that particular day; in time, the issue will need addressing.  So, what's the solution? Well... just end all the fakeness.  Men, be honest with your lady. If she's being pushy, tell her that she's being a freakin' prude; but uhmmm...just not during the act, okay? And ladies, if he wants to get it in and you have to get up early the next day, then just tell him that you're gonna have a long day tomorrow, and that you'll make it up with extras at a later time.  Believe me, he'll understand.  I mean, come on... anything that has to do with extras is an attention-getter.

Communication is the key here, and also trust.  So fellas, if you see her follow you into the bathroom on your routine trip to remove you uhmm, "wrapping"...well uh, just show her the proof that she so desperately seeks and keep it movin'.

And later on for kicks, maybe uh...ask her to do the same?  Hahaha... Ewww!