Thursday, November 24, 2016

Why Kanye is Awesome... Unless You Paid For A Recent Concert Ticket

The news report states that Kanye came to the Sacramento show an a hour and a half late, ranted about Beyonce, Jay-Z and Drake, said that he would have voted for Trump, and left after performing only 3 songs. Well, it just so happens that all of those things were true. More recent reports suggest that he's hospitalized for sleep deprivation.  And that news story is true as well. But what do these recent events tell us about the 21-time Grammy award winner?  Actually, quite a lot.

Firstly, Kanye is hurting.  And he feels isolated.  Why didn't Jay-Z contact Kanye after wife, Kim, was tied up and robbed in Europe? It doesn't take a genius to strike up the notion that the two were never good friends.  I suppose you all know that by now. And Kanye... good for you.  It's hard to imagine Jay-Z with any true friends, and that includes his own wife. Lesson learned, Ye.

The second thing that recent events tell us is that... well, Kanye is super-sensitive.  And sure, that's a surprise to no one; however, Kanye is like super super super sensitive. Bless his heart.  And lets not forget that November is the same month his mother died 9 years ago.  That's a date in time that's never forgotten.
Often we find it hard to accept the fact that rich and the talented are just like us; and in actuality, they are even more sensitive to daily matters than common folk.  The well-known often use more temporary resolves to address their issues. That response normally leads to either rehab or the ER.

And third, Kanye is a different type of guy.  He's a creative type. The man is super-talented.  Many would disagree for reasons that truly make no sense (all you have to do is listen to The Life of Pablo at least once, your skepticism will surely change). 
People like Kanye even think differently than the average 'three-album tops' talent. He's a freakin' super-star. The internet struggles to function whenever he and his wife post a picture with a caption.

So I say, go out and rant, Yeezy.  Get the people ready for your 2020 pursuit of the presidency.  Go out for ice cream with Taylor Swift. Team up with Solange and do a Jay-Z diss album.  Do whatever it is that feels creatively natural.  But first, get some rest, man. You don't seem like the type of guy who sleeps throughout the night. 
Just know that we're here to support you, bro, whenever you feel the need to release a good rant.  But first, let the people know if you're really serious about this tour thing.  Because genius or not, I'm not about to have you cancel on my ass.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Don't Blame Donald

Hey, he put in the work. Donald didn't do anything wrong. He put in ample time, he invested lots of money; and now, the ole Don is our president. Congratulations, man... You conniving son-of-a-bitch, you. Congrats!

I mean, what did he do wrong? Besides calling Hillary Clinton "nasty"?  Saying that Jeb Bush "is an embarrassment to his family?"  Asking if "anyone would vote for that (Carly Fiorina face)? Oh, the list of insults went on and on until the very last week of the election. In fact, insults and negativity dominated the entire campaign.

But the people wanted ole Don.  And the people certainly know what they want, right?  Surely, Donald suggested that we build a wall.  The people liked that.  And, Donald did say that we needed to deport illegal immigrants.  Oh how the people loved that!  And China?  Tax the hell out of 'em!  The people were all in.

And what about Hillary?  Tell me again, what was it that she said that the American people wanted to hear??

(crickets chirping)

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  The people did not really hear her at all. I mean, they people wanted to hear her.  They really really really wanted to hear something good from Hillary. But we got truly got nothing of substance.  All that was recalled from her campaign pertained to emails... And oh how she did apologize for sending them.  Once again, cudos to ole Don for staying on top of that.

And the Democratic party?  The same folks who felt that it was an excellent idea to smear Bernie Sanders for the sake of Hillary's failed attempt at a presidency?  Hell, I say shame on you all. Hopefully, Donald's orange skin sizzles your retinas for the next 4 years.

So, what do we do now?  There aren't many options, ya know. I suggest we just hold on to tight while ole Don take us on the ride of our lives?  And I suppose if we're really lucky, we'll get through these precarious next four years.  However, in ole Don's defense, we should give the man some credit... At least he will have something to say.

Sorry, Hill.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Why We Hate To Love Hillary

Okay, so she's pompous, among other things. And trustworthy? (sigh) Not so much. She speaks often, yet people find it hard to recall anything that she says. She has a look that often reminds us of our least favorite grandmother. You know, that relative who says they really love kids but pray that you won't call if you need a sitter. But, she's running for President; and like it or not, you're going to force yourself to love Hillary Clinton.

Sure, she questioned if Barack Obama was really born in the United States.  And yes, she did clumsily send those numerous emails as if she's "granny working that old flip-phone." But her heart is true... right?  I mean, we know about her unwillingness to accept additional security personnel after being informed about possible attacks on US government facilities in Benghazi, Libya; but hey, anyone would've refused extra security in a hostile environment... right?  

And I'll admit that I'm a supporter of Hillary simply because I've accepted the fact that I have to love her.  And yes, when I walked into the Democratic Headquarters in my city to grab some Clinton/Kaine t-shirts (although they did not have any), and when asked if I would knock on some doors to get people out to vote for Hillary I surprisingly yet humbly refused. Don't get me wrong, I've encouraged people to vote for Obama and I've even driven bus loads of people out to the polls for a losing Gore... But Hillary?  It's just so damn hard.

Still, she gets my vote. I am forcibly totally in love with Hillary. And I'm almost proud to say it. The country needs her experience. The country needs her non-inviting charm. The country needs her psuedo-Democratic views.  And most importantly, the country needs anyone other than Trump.  

So, current and distant democrats, let's put away our rigid yet truthful opinions of the lady and let's all come together as one strong willful party.  And repeat after me: I --- love --- (gulp) --- Hillary.

See, that wasn't so bad.  I suppose.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Why They All Want Nicki

I’ll admit it; I had my doubts. I mean, the “the scary Nicki” threw me off a bit with that whole "Starships" thing during the Pink Friday era. Her tactics and music creation made her millions of dollars, mainly from the addition of new white female fans; but I've questioned how she would be a significant contributor to true blue hip-hop. Plus, you know... there's the fake boobs and the fake ass. There was the pink hair and the weird outfits.  I mean, geez!  

So, with all of the reinventions, and junque, weirdness and overall atypical demeanor for a superstar rap artist, I suppose the realness that is Nicki Minaj was... overseen?  And what is this realness anyway?   Well, it's the Nicki that has men (especially rappers) going crazy because, well... she chose one guy over a heap of others. Hmm.

Okay.  So there’s her relationship with Philadelphia rapper Meek Mill.  Many thought that it wouldn't last this far.  Surpassing Meek’s court appearances and house arrest she committed herself to a love affair that many once believed to be as made-up as Jay-Z and Beyoncé. Yes… Jay-Z and Beyoncé.

Popular rapper Drake challenged Meek a few times in an old school rap battle.  Most recently, the rapper The Game challenged Meek as well; and then called out by Philadelphia's own Beanie Sigel (for I suppose more personal reasons). One can only conclude that this whole beef has very little to do with Meek, but more to do with his spotlight. However, that spotlight was not present until the presence of one, Nicki Minaj. SooO, all of this has everything to do with his ability to snatch up the incomparable Nicki Minaj??  

But why Nicki?  

Apparently, she’s everything that most women are not. She’s rich. She’s an artist.  She’s attractive. Nicki knows the streets. She’s also newly cultured.  One can assume that Nicki Minaj is perhaps the best of the most of men’s dreams.  And now she has men (who claim to have it all) to truly feel that there is something in their life that they're truly lacking; and that missing variable is either her presence, the spotlight, or both.

So what's the outcome? Well, I suggest that you remain on yellow alert, Meek, because these conflicts are not going to end anytime soon. You see, apparently, you have something that's very much desired.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Rap Star 'Young Thug' Is Evolving Hip-Hop, Sexuality...And Seemingly Everything Else

So, here's the rapper who wears women's clothes and sings lyrics like a broken instrument. (Yeah... actually sounds like music streaming from a high school band room.) He has six kids, yet he doesn't believe in gender.  He was on the U.S. Marshals' watch list, yet he's noted for being a workaholic in the studio.  He's Young Thug; the controversial super-talented hip-hop star whose name every producer wants to have in their contact list.

Young Thug was born Jeffrey Lamar Williams.  It's a name that even he dislikes, yet being forever the contrarian he entitles his latest release No, My Name Is Jeffrey.  From the projects, he steers to music; and from the music, he propels himself to be featured in Calvin Klein's Fall 2016 fashion campaign.  He's an Atlanta-based rapper who knows the streets, who knows music, and who lives for fashion.   

Initially, there were the mixtapes where slurs and shouts were heard on impressive hip-hop beats. They're a part of his creation.  He desperately wants to sing; however, simply singing would never be enough.  We're drawn to the word play and whines, and the iambic pentameter of sounds that come from his essence.  He seldom writes, and instead prepares himself for the studio by drawing symbols to plan lyrics. It's truly an art, as if seeing a Picasso art piece for the first time and knowing immediately the difference from the other paintings on the wall. Everything about him is a standout.

So, what comes out of these rumors from magazine and blogs about Young Thug being gay... or not interested in sex... or not being a stereotypical rapper... or not being... (well, you get the point).  All you have to do is listen to the music for yourself. What you'll get is a vibe, an unordinary and distinctive vibe that you can't compare to anything you've every heard.  It's a sound that is surprisingly clear and charismatic. 

He is the new weirdo of hip-hop; and an eccentric body of style who invites contrast to his doorstep.  And although previously unwilling, I gratefully accept it.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

What's To Come Of Colin Kaepernick's Unapologetic Stance Against Racism

When asked why the San Francisco star quarterback did not stand during the national anthem at a recent football game, Colin Kaepernick responded, "I am not gong to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color."  So, is Kaepernick's act a bold one?  Yes indeed.  Is it a foolish one?  Well, that's what many of you believe. But is it a necessary one?  Without a doubt, absolutely yes.  

So far I've heard people refer to Kaepernick as a fool, a non-patriot, even a racist.  Well, we can certainly rule out the last one.  A person has to be in a position of power to be a racist. And although Colin Kaepernick is scheduled to make $12 million this year, he's still an employee of the 49ers, and he's far from calling any shots for that organization.  However, the man does have a national spotlight; and he's free to do with his stardom as he see's fit. No one can question the fact that free speech is one of the greatest benefits to being an American.

Colin Kaepernick also doesn't strike anyone as a nonsensical. Surely, he could have a told a good lie for his neglect to stand. 'I hurt my ankle.. I was lost in the moment.. I was thinking of my dead homies..' All could have sufficed.  Instead, he voiced that there is a problem here in this country and it needs to be resolved; and with that statement comes some sort of fallback.  Surely, he will lose endorsements; and probably, he will not be on the team next year.  Therefore, Kaepernick feels so strongly about this cause that he is willing to lose his career over it.

With that being said, Colin Kaepernick deserves every American's attention.  And he's right. There is a problem regarding racism in the country, and it's a massive one.  And before we call him unpatriotic, foolish, or even a racist; with all due respect to military servicemen and veterans, we should ask ourselves... What have we sacrificed for a cause that we wholeheartedly believe in?  If it took a while for you to answer that question then perhaps you need to hear the man out.  And for the sake of humanity, I pray that one day someone will.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Racial Issues Continue, Even At The Olympics

Being that this is the 100th blog post, we'll get straight to the point. It wasn't just swimmer Ryan Lochte who behaved poorly at the Olympics.  We certainly can't forget about the mouthy soccer player Hope Solo's slew of ignorance.  A rowdy 32-year-old having fun is how the media portrayed one; and an outspoken strong-willed athlete is how they described the latter.  

Sure, they did throw Simone Biles onto our laps and said that she was the next American darling. They even put a bow on the gift when Zac Efron flew to Rio de Janiero to portray the role of the young gymnast's super-crush.  All the while Gabby Douglas is the unpatriotic one who refused to place her hand over her heart during the National Anthem.  She's also the one deemed moody and non-supportive throughout the entire games.  All of course, is how it's fed to us in the media.

Still, US soccer goalie Hope Solo refers to her competitors as "cowards" although known for beating her nephew and making negative comments about her team in past contests.  But we are to like her strong competitiveness.  Just as we are to accept that Lochte and his swim team pals are harmless kids having fun for making-up a story about being robbed by brown-skinned foreign people. That is what we are encouraged to believe. 

In an Olympics where Usain Bolt stole the show, and American women finished gold, silver and bronze in the 110 hurdles; and in an Olympics where darker-complexioned Americans will remain unknown for individual wins in the long jump, triple jump, shot put, etc. etc; it remains apparent that we can not get away from the disproportionate viewpoints stemmed from nothing other than poorly-constructed thoughts regarding race.  

But, I suppose... other than that, it was a a pretty good Olympics.  At least that's what they say. 

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

The Truth About Jordan's Push Into Social Awareness

I'm sure he didn't want to step out of his role as CEO and owner. Young black kids being shot down by police officers? Surely, Michael didn't want anything to do with it. Former black servicemen firing upon white police officers? No way, says MJ.  So why does someone as tightfisted as Michael Jordan give $2 million dollars to organizations established to help community relations?  And why does someone who has a history of not getting involved in the annual 'fight 'til your death' release of $400 dollar Jordan sneakers want to make a stand now against an injustice towards kids his own race?  One thing is for certain, it's definitely something he's not comfortable doing.

No doubt about it, Michael Jordan is one the most glorified athletes in the history of sports.  He's an icon, a billionaire, a model for generations both black, white, and other.  He's the face of a brand that made Nike the juggernaut it is today.  The man (as a brand) is simply awesome.  However, there is one thing that he is not: a voice for a change of any kind.  

There are other words used to describe Michael Jordan, "selfish," "cheap," "prideful," and "asshole."  Believe me when I say, those are not my words.  (I had to do my homework.)  So the question is: why now?  Why wait so long to have an opinion on anything outside of basketball?  He knows his global status.  And he's also well aware of his net worth.

Was the great MJ pressured (or shamed) to give some of his money and words to a worthy cause, such as the one against police violence against black folk?  Did Carmelo Anthony (who receives checks from Jordan due to Anthony's deal with Jordan sneakers) pressure him to take a stand for something... anything?  Because Jordan's monetary contribution to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund does not sound like an idea that popped into his thoughts during a midday nap on the yacht.

Carmelo said it best when he replied "it's about time" when asked about Jordan's recent contributions.  But you truly can't beat up on a man who actually does something positive for a much worthy cause. Hey, it's all greatly appreciated Michael!  Truthfully, I'm just glad you've finally stepped onto the court.   

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Black Lives Matter Pushes Beyond The Setback

"Absolutely appalling!"  It's the best way to describe the assault on Dallas Police officers a day after marches and protests for recent police brutality and other wrong-doings.  Many black people waiting in angst and in hope fearing that the shooter of these officers would not be black.  

The Black Lives Matter movement did not want the actions of idiotic folk to setback action that was building steam just as it did after the deaths of Eric Garner and Michael Brown.  During that time two New York Police Depart officers were shot; and as a result, the movement mildly spiraled down the efforts of unified people across America.  This time, however, things may be a bit different.  

News in today's world is different than it was twenty years ago.  A serious incident has the shelf life of perhaps two days, even something as awful as the murder of Dallas police officers.  In contrast, the murders of black and brown people by corrupt police across the country continue to be at its usual pace.  And why shouldn't it be?  All that has changed in regards to police brutality in recent times is the immergence of ever-present videos resulting from technology's rocketing pace.

Surely, one would expect the Black Lives Matter movement to be the culprit for the incident in Dallas.  Even President Obama has been scrutinized for placing us in the middle of a race war.  Truly, only the unwise and blatant ignorant believe such blasphemy.  

Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, recently voiced that there should be more guidelines and policy changes as it pertains to policing.  Even former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich (Rep.), stated that whites "don't understand being black in America."  Although, those words could be stemmed from his new political agenda.  He's considering a role as Donald Trump's vice president.

So, how is the Black Lives Movement responding to a perceived setback?  There are events scheduled in Huntsville, Alabama.  There are other events scheduled in Detroit, Atlanta, and other cities.  It is fact is that we all mourn the horrific incident that took place in Dallas.  But many of us know and feel the importance of continuing a movement for justice regarding black and brown people in America.  Thus, the resolve is a simple one.

The movement must continue.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

The 60/40 Rule To Dating

It's totally new to me; mainly because it's utilized by women. Maybe you've heard of it: it's called the 60/40 rule. Initially, I thought it was sort of weird. I mean, you're willing to settle for 60 percent of what you actually want in a man. But still, some how, it can see it being quite effective. 

Let me give you an example.  He's a good guy with a job, but unfortunately he lives with his mother.  Girrrl, I can work with that. Or maybe he just got laid off from his job, but he has his own place and no kids.  Girrrl, that's do-able.  Okay, here's another one. He has four kids who live with baby momma, but he has a job and he's great in bed.  Girrrrl, I'll take that any day!  Okay, so that's basically the 60/40 rule.

Certainly there are flaws to every rule.  An obvious one is that you're settling and eventually falling short in receiving what you truly want. Another flaw is the eventual discovery that he has other issues (like a baby on the way or he frequently goes to the clubs on the weekend); but hey, there's always something that you don't know about any partner. 

So is the 60/40 rule the key for women settling into relationships? Well, 'settling' is the key word here so I guess it can't be hurtful. Men, however, are different types of creatures.  We'll take three 33 scores, two 50 scores, or give away our soul in search for that perfect 100. So, I suppose that since men standards are all over the place, a woman's usage of a dating model when searching for a mate can't be a too bad of thing, right?  Of course not.

Go get 'em girl!

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

The Best and Worst of Muhammad Ali

He was before my time.  My era was domineered by Mike Tyson and a few others.  However, Muhammad Ali is forever known as The Greatest in a sport where winners are forever known as "champ." The Thriller in Manila is considered one of the greatest boxing matches ever, and his stand against Vietnam is even more monumental.  However, there are incidents in Ali's past that gives him a true humanistic quality; and with it carries far less merit. 

This Champ is far more than a myth, and bigger than any icon. Forever, he will be equally yoked with his vast number of shortcomings. So what if he was married four times?  And so what if he fathered nine (known) children?  Those qualities are as human as it gets.  The Champ was a indeed a whore just as much as he was the wayward father.  It was a familial trait perhaps modeled by his brother and he from their father.  He separated himself from his friend Malcolm X for both ignorant and selfish reasons. Muhammad Ali was a braggart and spoke harshly about black opponents.  Saying that Joe Frazier looked like a "gorilla" and an "Uncle Tom" will go down as one of the most known setbacks for racial unity in sports history. These incidents serve as examples for Ali being anything other than one whom many consider to be great.

Muhammad Ali met with Saddam Hussein in 1990 to free 15 hostages in Iraq despite being discouraged to do so by then-president George Bush.  In the 1960s, Ali arguably did more for black advancement worldwide than anyone whose last name is not King, Marshall, or Little (Malcolm X).  Muhammad Ali gave athletes more confidence to succeed and provide for their families than any athlete in American history.  Muhammad Ali is an icon.  Muhammad Ali is gold medalist patriot.  Muhammad Ali is an American success story.  Muhammad Ali is a boxing god.

His bouts with Parkinson's Disease was perhaps the most necessary battle that he ever fought.  He was rude.  He was boisterous.  He was arrogant.  He was selfish.  The disease silenced him, perhaps in order for his figure to be truly appreciated.  Karma worked this time, or maybe faith was the deciding judge.  Nevertheless, sadly, Parkinson's won.  So, today, we can see him for who he truly is: A necessary victim who needed to be sacrificed for humanity.  He served the public well, although hurting those who knew him the most. 

Muhammad Ali was oddly the people's champion. And through his silence, he could mask his regrets.  Maybe it was the best way for him to leave the world: stoic and visible, prideful and an enigma. At the very least, he represented the characteristics that many would expect to see in any fighter.  

Rest in peace, champ.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Parenting Our Kids And Facing Our Own Gorilla

Oh, how the criticism has been strong... And oh, how the criticism has been constant.  You all are now well aware of the incident of which a 4-year-old boy fell into an exhibit where a silverback gorilla once dwelled. Oh Lord have mercy, did that gorilla ever drag that little boy as if he were a rag-doll!  Oh Lord have mercy, did it ever seem as if that gorilla was going to detach an appendage from that tiny little child.  Oh laawd! Oh my goodness! 

And then, the gorilla was suddenly killed by a sharpshooting zoo employee.  Oh laawd!  That poor poor gorilla!  That poor horrendously strong beast!  That poor mammal whose only 6 times stronger than the strongest human being! That poor gorilla who was once called a "pleasant animal" who would never hurt a soul.  Oh laawd!  "That poor animal should never have been killed," screamed many on the following day.  "How could such a thing have happened... I blame the parents."  Right?  That's what thousands of people said.  Those parents have to be the reason why such a gentle creature was killed?  Oh my!  And the father has a criminal record?  Crucify him!!.. Just crucify them all!  Huh?? Uhmm... But he wasn't there when it happened, right? (silence)... Crucify him, still!

Similar acts have happened in zoos where a human accidentally stumbled into an animal exhibit.  A year ago, a child fell into a cheetah habitat at the Cleveland Zoo.  Two years ago, a jaguar killed a toddler at the Little Rock Zoo.  At the Pittsburgh Zoo, a child jumped from the arms of his mother into an African dog exhibit and was mauled to death.  Surely, such things shouldn't happen; but they actually do. 

No one should automatically blame a parent in an incident like this.  Children are children.  They do what little kids do.  Toddlers run around non-stop until they need breaks. Children older than 5 bump into adults because they seldom look where they're going.  Adolescents can't hear the screaming voices of parents because their headphones are attached to their body like cyborgs.  Children (like adults) do very stupid things.

Who do we blame?  Well, I certainly didn't want to blame the parents of the kid who wiped his dirty little hands on my freshly pressed white pants while at the local grocery store. Oh, how I recall the intensity of the anger that was directly solely at the little kid.  (sigh). The horror.  However, it did make me a little curious.  How come people don't use those little child leashes anymore?  Okay, I know what you're thinking.  What kind of person would want to see a child on a leash?!  Well, giving a child an extended 15-20 feet of roaming space doesn't sound like too bad of an idea given the recent incident, right?  Right?  I thought you'd see it my way. 

Happy toddler... No gorilla... Mom with new shapely forearms. Parenting problem all solved.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Biggie's Story: The Best Ever In Hip-Hop

Yes, you've heard. And yes, if you are a fan of real hip-hop, you already know. It has now been revealed.  The truths of The Notorious B.I.G.’s 1997 song “I Got A Story To Tell” has been told. And disturbingly enough, my beloved former New York Knick player Anthony Mason has played the part of the victim.  

Rapper Fat Joe told the world recently that it was the girlfriend of the late Anthony Mason of whom he rapped about in a story of a hook-up gone terribly wrong. The song, however, was done magnificently: and was certainly a favorite of many. 

The escapade starts with Biggie telling the story about meeting up with a girlfriend of an NBA player to his friends.  The story steers to the moment when the player (Mason) surprisingly returns home. B.I.G forces the girlfriend to stall Mason while he comes up with a plan to get out of the situation. The clever Biggie then has an idea to act as if the matter is nothing more than a heist. The plan works as B.I.G puts on a mask and robs Mason of thousands. In addition, it goes down as one of the best tales ever told in any manner on any musical album.  It's simply fantastic.

During the end of the song when asked which Knick player he was referring, B.I.G simply replies, “I don't know… one of them 6”5' nigg#s.”  It was the perfect Biggie response; and it left many wondering if the story was indeed fact or simply fiction. 

Everything about The Notorious B.I.G. was indeed real, and so was his story.  One could also argue that hip-hop was once true and far more authentic.  It’s the reason why true hip-hop fans consider themselves to be just so: real fans.  They've lived through the “good stuff” and they can tell the difference between the counterfeit. 

Of course, there was obvious immorality in the tale and also a hint of disrespect, but there was nothing overt about the matter. It was simply a story. One told to friends of an uproarious night; a true story…  A good story.  And for years, a good story was all that it was. And even now, a good story is what it always will be. 

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Understanding the Phenomenon Named Prince

Once, after swatting a persistent ladybug away, someone very dear to me reamed me for those selfish actions and explained to me the beauty of those once ignored species. Firstly, they are not asexual insects. They're simply beautifully colorful little beetles that, from the naked eye, have indistinguishable genders.  The male will eventually mate with the female, a procedure that lasts for more than 2 hours; and afterwards, the female goes to a place of ample nourishment and lays eggs that will eventually produce more gorgeous little beings. Please, bare with me… I'm going someplace with this. 

The artist named Prince has passed away leaving a mark on this earth as one of the most interesting and loved humans by people of both genders and all races. In time, you will learn about the seven Grammy awards received and the millions of albums sold.  We will be told of the awesome talents where he created and produced beats, keys, guitar and vocals comprising over 1000 songs in true genius fashion.  People will compare him to other artist who sang falsetto though most do not compare to his artistry. But will we hear about Prince, the creative being, whose music is the most sexually-creative form of art that any person has ever heard? And yes, the man did invent sexuality. He created it through music in a manner that only he can truly explain.  

At 5 feet 2 inches tall and normally wearing heels, Prince became a sexual-being that no man can truly compare. Wearing hairstyles envied by women and clothing that no other man can don, the interpretation of what we believe to be masculinity and grace still exuded from his soul.  The artist simply united people.  He could create an atmosphere through music that would force contentious foes to be cordial, and one that would make lovers want to live out their fantasies. 

Prince was more than an artist… hell, he was more than a unfathomable vibe. He was a phenomenon, a sexual titan, a simple being as gorgeous as the near-identical ladybug. The man taught us about confidence and acceptance through art and passion, and for that he will always be remembered. Some people say that he was caring; others say that he was wonderful. Once during an interview, Prince described himself as simply a “spiritual person." Those were his own words. So... I suppose, truly, spiritual is exactly what the man was.

May he rest in peace

Thursday, March 31, 2016

The Demons Of Katt Williams

You've seen the video. You know, the one that showed comedian Katt Williams fighting a teenager? Or maybe you saw the one where Katt Williams jumps on a man at a small venue concert in Philadelphia? Or maybe the one where Katt Williams tries to defend himself for assaulting a pool store clerk in Gainesville, Ga? Or maybe you saw the one where... well, I'm sure you've seen some sort of weird 'Katt Williams goes crazy' video.  It seems like one comes out every other day.

Look, no one is saying that Katt Williams is like... possessed or anything. Well, maybe not yet.  However, it is clear that he's been displaying a lot of odd behavior lately; and being that National Mental Health Month is right around the corner, perhaps a diagnosis is necessary before something seriously happens to him. 
Let's begin here... Born Micah Sierra Williams.  Now, let's move on: started career working the Cincinnati comedy scene.  Okay, now recent times: 

November 2006, arrested at Los Angeles International Airport after a stolen gun was found in his briefcase. 

In 2008, moved with his children to South Dakota to set up temporary residence. (Odd, but certainly not a horrible idea if you have eight kids)

In November 2010, arrested while working on a film in Coweta County, Georgia for stealing $3,500 worth of coins and jewelry.

In June 2011, arrested in connection of an alleged assault on a tractor driver. 

In October 2012, hit his former assistant with "a closed fist" causing a serious injury.  

In November 2012, was arrested in Oakland on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon on an 18-year-old. 

Seven more arrest have followed. In the midst of these oddities, Katt had a spiritual transition as he joined the Nation of Islam before reverting to Christianity.  Surely, a change of faith is no direct correlation to these odd super-assertive behaviors. Neither does it relate to Katt's random purchase of sneakers for on-looking kids in a shoe store, or his spontaneous gift giving of $5,000 dollars to a woman in financial need, nor his act of charity given to a random man in a Walmart.  There are many more stories of Katt showcasing his abundant generosity. And truly, the totality of them all sums up the man called Katt Williams.  

Is Katt Williams talented?  Sure. Can a kind soul be detected in the man?  There is evidence of that as well.  Is this all simply a strategy to promote his upcoming "Conspiracy Theory 2016" comedy tour?  Perhaps. However, the Katt Williams that pops up on our news feed getting beaten by a teenager and randomly assaulting others certainly raises eyebrows. One can easily conclude that either Katt is dealing with ongoing struggles relating to some sort of mental illness, or perhaps he is being possessed by evil spirits.  But I'll simply surmise that he's reacting to the consumption of the best weed that most smokers will ever inhale in their lives.  

So on that note, play on, player.  Just try not to get yourself killed.  I mean, surely there are plenty of strangers in Walmarts across the country who are depending on you.   

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

The Ugly Head of Social Media

Gosh, what a mess. D'Angelo Russell's video of fellow Los Angeles Laker teammate Nick Young surfaced and the whole NBA brotherhood is in an uproar.  What video, you ask? Only the one where Russell baits Young to confessing to cheating on fiancée Iggy Azeala.  Oof!  I mean,  who other than Mark Fuhrman or PARTYNEXTDOOR would stoop so low as to capture someone on video stating infidelity?  Well, no one other than an immature basketball player who believes such things to be nothing short of amusing.  

And poor Nick?  I don't think his concerns are the true priority here.  I mean, he did cheat on his fiancée.  The issue at hand is once again the ugly head of social media. Now, D'Angelo Russell is not a complete idiot (although questionable) being that he simply didn't upload the video to Instagram or Snapchat; however, he obviously sent the video to someone in order for it to go viral. 

So, that's at least twice in one week where a slightly high-profile person's feelings have been crushed because of ole Ugly Head. Certainly, we thought Kyrie Irving's social media heartbreak would be a topic for at least a three days; and we were obviously wrong about that. But maybe this weird "social media heartbreak week" would be of worthy cause by serving as some sort of moral lesson to us all. I mean, maybe we'll at least think twice before putting someone's business out on chat street. Then again, what was I thinking?  That mindset is for grown-ups. 

You know, I thought I heard someone say there's a app that will send a video from your phone directly to TMZ itself.  Of course I'm kidding. But do be aware, the future as we've dreamt it is indeed upon us. And I'll tell ya, it can get pretty damn ugly.  

Monday, February 8, 2016

5 Things Guys Need To Do Before Getting Married

As I am truly writing this piece for the guys, I do understand that women make up an enormous percentage of my readers; mainly because most guys don't read as much.  Well, its true.  Still, men are the ones who are targeted here; however I do want women to be heedful to these 5 suggestions as well before you start to set that special date.  We men are very peculiar people, and we don't expect women to truly understand us, and vice versa.  However, I will offer a quick view into our souls; and maybe then you can understand that there are a few things men must do before settling down.

Firstly, get Las Vegas/Magic City/or whatever it is that will always be the wildest night (or nights) of your lives out of your system. Some of us have had more than one of these; and oddly, we still believe that the annual trip with the fellas will be an ordinary way of life once we're married.  NEWS FLASH: it isn't!  Men, don't set yourself up to have to respond to the lies that you're going to tell her in the future because believe me, if you're going to indulge in these incredible nights without the misses, you're certainly going to have to remember details of those ginormous fibs FOREVER! 

Second (but perhaps most important), cut the cord with moms, dude.  Now I'm sure that she did a wonderful job raising you (bless her heart); but it's time to move on.  Just because she wants you to be the same "little man" you were when you were four-years-old doesn't mean it's not time to give moms the 'ole sit-down talk' like you did for the other chicks that you so desperately wanted to rid.  Hey, don't cry my brother, moms can keep texting you and all; but she has to recognize that you're now a man who desperately needs more space.  Believe me, just do it!

Third, splurge while you have the chance because as soon as you say "I do" that part of you life is gone forever! Want that two-seater with the chrome wheels?  Get it while you can.  Still lusting after that 70" TV?  Get it now because it definitely won't be coming in the house when you're married.  Of course, if you're a millionaire you can get whatever you want.  But until then, take advantage of the window you have.  Once she accepts your proposal, that window of possibilities narrows to the size of the mail slot in your front door.

Fourth, get your relationships right with your kids, bro!  Yeah, I hate your baby momma.   I'm sure most men say that at some time in their lives.  However, these are your kids...and they'll be your new wife's step-kids.  There's a huge difference.  The issues that you have with them don't compare to the issues that your new wife will have with your kids.  Yeah, your kids...the same ones who despise her for things she can't comprehend.  Lord knows the kids are already brainwashed by baby momma. (Shaking my head)  Poor new-misses; she doesn't stand a chance.

And lastly, make solid plans for the future prior to getting married.  Sure, everyone wants a nice home and lots of money, but those are not measurable goals right now.  Give new-misses a solid plan for the future, and not some trumped-up dream.  You're the anchor in this relationship. That fact was validated once she accepted your proposal. She's willing to follow you to the moon and beyond.  So don't keep running to your buddy's house to get hammered and work on that backyard rocket ship project. I mean, geez bro...She didn't take that whole "moon" thing that seriously.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

4 Reasons Most White Americans Hate Barack Obama

Hate is truly a very strong word.  However, in this case, it is indeed a fitting one.  It is true that many white Americans hate Barack Obama; and believe me, I hear about it every single day.  One can only wonder the reason why he's disliked so much being that he has a noticeably successful track record.  If you have doubts about his accomplishments then I advise you to go to You'll quickly discover that he is worthy of the accolades.  Yet, this man is disliked more than any president that my parents can recall in their lifetime. 

For example, about six years ago I remember responding to an ad in the newspaper about a gentleman selling a vintage Porsche two-seater.  He was a former school superintendent from New Jersey; and boy, did he hate Obama.  His rants would always start, "that damn Barack Hussein Obama..."  It was so funny.  But anyway, here are the top four reasons why most white Americans hate President Obama.

One: Okay, so he's black.  Yep, it's such a hard pill to swallow, I know.  And his color was the same eight years ago when the American people where chanting "we want change" during a time when the country was trying to get out of a recession.  Well guess what?  He delivered.  President Obama delivered again and again, year after year.  Still, he's such a very hated man. Go figure?

Two: Many white Americans feel like they're actually losing their power.  ISIL is scaring people to death, Syrians and Mexicans are believed to be living on every street in America. Too many people of darker complexion are driving Mercedes and appearing in TV commercials; and oh my gosh..."every black person you know is in a mixed relationship." Life as we know it is truly coming to an end!  Well, to many of the white Americans to whom I'm addressing this piece, you are indeed not losing your power.  There's nothing more to say about that.  You're just not.  Trust me.

Three: The guy simply cares too much.  I can see why that's such a major problem. The confusion centers on the fact that our president cares too much about children dying due to poor gun laws.  He cares too much about the rights of discriminated gay and lesbian people.  He cares too much about those in the prison system who have been sent to jail unjustly.  He cares too much about the environment.  He cares too much about big businesses strong-arming the financial sector.  He cares too much about families deteriorated by drugs, domestic abuse, and poverty.  He cares too much about the next generation who are seeing their Social Security benefits vanishing away. The man simply cares too damn much!  I get it. Surely, anyone can see how such a humanistic characteristic can be such a concerning problem.

Four: The man has too much charm and...well, to discribe it in another way, the man's game is simply on fleek.  His actions appear to be so effortless that one can hardly believe that he's the reason bin Laden is dead, that ISIL is on the run, and that the United States is the most powerful country in the world.  Hmm...I guess I really do see why he's hated so much.  No one person can be so totally awesome!

Of course, I'm not generalizing white people.  I love all of God's children and I place no favoritism based upon skin complexion.  All that is reported is based upon what I see and hear. I merely ask that we all judge our president on his accomplishments and his heart, and not by the lies told by those seeking his position. Because if we take this moment for granted, then I have a feeling that Mr. Barack Hussein Obama will be missed much sooner than later once he leaves his post. And that's real! 

Thursday, January 28, 2016

The Disappearance Of Sexual Privacy

Whatever happened to sexual privacy?  It's a topic today because Kanye West came after Wiz Khalifa on Twitter before getting blasted by Amber Rose for being the recipient of a finger frolic while the two were a couple; but still, why should we be exposed to this?  I suppose I'm the only one who believes that what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom no matter what forbidden activities may have occurred.  The problem today is that what was once a matter that stayed behind locked doors is no longer private at all. 

Just look at the stupid Twitter and Facebook posts that deal with sexuality and relationships.  We are constantly reminded that we can peek into someone's bedroom whenever we choose (and most times it's not a choice in the matter). There was a time when we could simply go behind closed doors and subscribe to the porn channel whenever the mood was right. There was a time when Playboy magazine would come to your mailbox concealed to onlookers because they knew that subscribers didn't want their neighbors to know that they had a freaky side.  Look at Playboy today...they don't even want to showcase nudity anymore.  Why?? Because all you have to do is go online and get it for free.  Everything is available for you please your now fully exposed freaky side.  And why stop there? Submit your sexual activity to Tumblr for all the world to see. That's what every one else is doing.

I mean, who doesn't enjoy being spanked, choked, pulled about, leaked upon? It's all in the nature of humankind.  But still, it shouldn't unwantingly be all in our freakin' face, right?  Shouldn't I just go into my private place and get as much super hot porn as I want, whenever I want it?  Do I have to have it forced upon me just as Amber threw Kanye's business upon all of us?  Geez..perish the thought.

Obviously, it's a brand new world out there.  One where your boobies can be googled and you have no idea how it got there.  One were every human's cellphone contains nudie pictures of their loved one, or ex-love,  or their friends' ex-loved one.  One where pornos come in the fashion of gifs or 5 minute uploads.  One where your whole day changes because you just found out that Kanye likes to have his anus probed.  Yes indeedy...things have definitely changed.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Sharing An Office With A Pro-Life Extremist

Yeah, it's true.  Years ago I shared an office with a pro-life extremist. And please don't think I'm writing lightly about a subject which is as serious is this; I'm merely expressing some facts on a topic which is relevant to today's most popular topic.. 

You see, I was a younger man then.  I was fresh out of college and willing to accept any position that was relative to my degree.  A letter came in the mail one day when I returned from Bermuda wanting to know if I would accept a local government position. Of course, I didn't think twice about it.  Two weeks later they showed me to my new office.  After the first two days, my coworkers felt that I had settled in enough to receive the surprising news that I had then shared an office with a pro-life extremist.

Now, when I say extremist I'm certainly not understating the term.  Don't get me wrong, there are were obvious alarming signs or profiles to which to label the man.  He was married and had been honorably discharged from the military years before.  Hell, he even held a position for the local government.  By any definition he was simply a normal guy.  However, he was one who believed that abortion was wrong and that all who condoned it were going to hell, and that those who murdered abortion physicians were well justified. Needless to say, I tried my best to refrain from having these conversations with him.  In actuality, he was a pretty descent guy (outside of his enormously strong views on abortion).  It was as if his pro-life beliefs were the only thing that made his life significant. 

Certainly, you have your own views on the matter and some (or many of you) may think that my coworker is just in his beliefs, and that it is I who is being irrational.  Your opinions are your own and I don't fault anyone for having different thoughts on the issue.  The problem with...(let's call him David); well, the problem with ole David is that he truly believed that abortion physicians should be killed.  David had no qualms about the matter and repeatedly made such statements.  Truly, ole Dave was a supporter to those who have done works similar to the recently abortion shooting in Colorado. Such terrorist behaviors are no different than the one committed in San Bernardino, California. Quite factually, David appeared on several talk shows supporting the shootings that targeted abortion clinics in Brookline, Massachusetts and in North Carolina. The man was often questioned by the FBI, a procedure that seemed to have only fueled his ego.

Now, I believe in a number of things that others may find unfavorable. I believe in the term, Black Lives Matter. I believe that there should be a tougher gun law.  I even believe that Hillary  should listen more to what Bill has to say.  And I firmly believe that masturbation is definitely not murder.  But one thing that I'll stand proudly on my soap box to the full extent of my tippy-toes to voice is that no innocent person should die simply because of the belief of another. Therefore, anyone who attempts to justify murder for their own cause is undoubtedly wrong. And that's a message that I proudly direct to David, and any other fool of a human-being.  This matter is not complicated at all.  In fact, it's as simply as breathing air. 

Terrorism is wrong.