Rhianna and Chris Brown forever? Well what do you know...Drake was right all along

 

“Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today!"  That is the tweet that Rihanna sent to Chris Brown in reference to his failing a random drug test while doing community service in Virginia.  However, it is reported that Chris actually has a medical marijuana card from the state of California that was issued by an acupuncturist.  A medical marijuana card?  An acupuncturist?  Chris Brown? Really??  Anyway,  the judge set a probation hearing for November regarding a possible probation violation.  

Now, let's go back a couple of months to the club brawl in NYC when Drake's entourage and Chris Brown's people waged war on each other using alcohol bottles as weapons. Geez..what a mess!  The story goes like this: Chris Brown sent a bottle of expensive champagne to Drake's table. Drake's people sent the bottle back with a note attached saying "that's why I'm f#cking the love of your life."  After that, there was a horrible bottle war resulting in multiple lawsuits.

However, did Drake know something that we did not?  Did Drake know something that Chris Brown did not?  Did Drake pick up valuable information regarding Rihanna's relationship with Chris, after spending personal time with her?  Well, it's possible that Drake was not in the wrong after all during that fiasco in New York City.  In fact, maybe he wasn't consumed with hate after seeing Chris Brown enjoying himself in the club with a bigger entourage than his own.  Perhaps Drake simply reminded Chris of something that he had been denying for months.  Rihanna really is the love of his life.  Believe me people, Chris Brown and Rihanna are far from over.  

Do I really care?  Not exactly.  But, it is entertainment news; and it is love...well, I suppose.  So let's just breath in a deep inhale of amor, and breath out the negativity that goes along with the entertainment biz.

Breath in now.  That's right, take it all in.  Now breath out. Ahhhh...Did you get that?   Did you feel that?  Ahhhh...it's the preciousness of it all.

How Vince Young and Blaze Hemingway could blow $26 million dollars

Ex NFL star Vince Young, who was released by the Buffalo Bills in August, reports that he is currently out of money. Young was drafted into the NFL in 2006 and signed a six-year contract that had a maximum value of $57.79 million with $25.74 million being guaranteed. Young also received another $4 million with the Philadelphia Eagles and received additional money from the Buffalo Bills this year.

I know what you all are saying, "if he dumb enough to blow all that money then he deserve to lose it."   It's a cynical way of thinking, but perhaps you're right.  Still, I'm going to show you how a level-headed person, like myself, could do the same thing as our buddy, Vince Young.  Allow me, if you will, to paint you a picture.  If I were a major league baseball player who signed a 5 year contract for $26 million, here are some of my expenses:

• $6.5 million or more will go to taxes - sad, but it's true
• $6 million for my new home - sounds a little high; but believe me, it's necessary
• $2.5 million in child support - I don't have any kids; however, I may have on or two baby-mommas being that I'm a baller now
• $2 million will go to family - that covers everything from a new home for momma to "cousin Pookie just got locked up!"
• $1.5 million on a condo in Los Angeles - hey...I mean, it's LA 
• $520,000 goes to my agent - yep, 2% percent
• $400,000 in vehicles - that's really not that bad if you think about it
• $200,000 miscellaneous spending for one year - new furniture, premium gas, credit cards, etc
• $104,000 spent in the club - hey, I've once spent $10,000 in the club on a $42,000 salary.  So a hundred grand is pretty cheap! 
• $100,000 in clothes and jewelry - I mean, one Gucci bag cost a grand
• $100 for my new girlfriend; oh, I'm sorry...I mean $100,000 on my new girlfriend
• $60,000 in housekeeping and gardening for one year - I'm on the road...don't have time to do it
• $25,000 for my lawyer's retainer - because hey, you never know

So far, that comes to $20,009.000 dollars, and that's only after one year!  I didn't include property taxes, nor did I add the utility bills for two homes.  Geez!  I didn't even include tithes to the church.  (sigh)  AND I wanted to buy that new boat too.  Oh, well...guess I'll call up Vince and see if he knows of a good realtor.  Or maybe we could go to Kmart...and see if they have any more of those $20 Stephen Marbury sneakers.   Dammit all!

Men's five favorite body parts: Here's the list.

How many times have you ever seen a man happily strolling the mall with a non-model like significant other? Maybe her booty was incredibly too big, or her eyelashes seemed at least an inch long.  Her legs may have be sculpted like She-Hulk, or she may been wearing that blouse which was only centimeters away from revealing the entire cleavage.  You think the guy is cute; and you wonder why someone like him is with someone like her. So you ask yourself..what is it that men really want? Well, that is what I'm going to tell you, ladies.

The information you're about to read is not made-up.  It was derived from months of careful research, and for obvious reasons the female genitalia was left out for readership sake.

And now that the fine print has been disclosed, here it is, ladies...man's five favorite body parts, and the reason why we love them so much.

1. The Eyes:   The eyes??  Don't get it twisted, ladies. He may not know what color they are; however, he can detect from those fabulous ovals when you're angry, happy or frustrated.  Men pay attention to detail a lot more than you give them credit.  He can look at your eyes and tell if you're approachable.  So, if you want him to approach, just smile with your eyes...and if you want him to move on to the next girl then just give him that angry look that you have seemingly managed to master.
2. The Booty:  Men simply love 'the booty'. If you give him that angry look and choose to walk right by him; believe me, he's more than happy to settle for a booty shot.  Some of you have small ones and some of you have much bigger ones; no worries, men love different shapes and sizes.  I guarantee that what you have will be of interest to some one.  Besides, one of the greatest revolutions in female clothing (in addition to the bra and panties) is the millenium blue jeans. Nowadays, anyone can have a nicely shaped bottom on any given day.
3. The Breasts:  Well, it is true that men love that which they do not have.  So, its needless to say that men love the female breasts.  Some of you think that you need big breasts to attract a man when in fact, he'll find you appealing in the right kind of top.  Men love shapes just as much as they appreciate fullness.  So, if you are indeed tata-deprived, then just go braless. Men, by nature, are visual creatures.
4. The Mouth:  Think of it this way..men love openings; and a woman's mouth is the only open body part that is visual to a man.  He pays attention to lips and teeth. And if you stick out your tongue, you have definite brainwashing power; however, I would advise against doing so (it's rather unladylike, ya know).  Oh yeah...a man also appreciates a woman who wears lipstick, but he'll go crazy over full lips coated with lip gloss.  
5. The Legs:  It's simple..men love legs.  There is great joy in seeing women in skirts and summer dresses. And honestly, we haven't quite figured out why you don't wear shorts as much as we would like..but we're hoping that you get the message.  A visual leg is a desired leg.  Once seen, he'll nudge his friend in the ribs every time.

There it is, ladies...a man's five more favorable body parts on a woman.  It's just my way of letting you know that you don't have to be a model to get what you want.  All you have to do is remember these five simple details.  So, take it from me, getting a man's attention is a lot easier than you think.  After all, everything that he wants, you already have.

Blacks and Health Education: Could Michael Clarke Duncan have saved himself?

Michael Clarke Duncan, the huge actor with the enormous smile, died on September 3rd leaving many people wandering how someone who looked so physically fit could die at the early age of 54. Duncan had been recovering from a heart attack only months ago, however, no one could imagine that his life would end so abruptly. In very recent times, Duncan had become a vegetarian, as well as a spokesperson for PETA. He had actually stated that he had thrown away over $5000 dollars worth of meat when he was changing his eating habits. But, was this act a desperate one for Duncan? Could his death have been prevented if he had practiced different dietary measures? Years ago, I was introduced to the theory of eating according to my blood type. The theory had later become a tested fact. Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo, author of Eat Right 4 Your Type, explains that the proper diet is based on the individual body's need. It's a must-have book, and I personally encourage everyone to obtain it. I have also received dietary information from Melissa Mitchell, owner of Aliscia's Tea Room. She reports that the consumption of tea is extremely beneficial to the body, both mentally and physically. She even reports studies that show that women drinking one and two cups of tea per day may promote fertility by stopping abnormalities in female chromosomes. (For more information and education you can visit The Tea Education section on Mitchell's site at www.aliscias.com). These are just a some of the ways to become healthier people without the use of pills and extreme physical stress. I strongly encourage the reading of Dr. D'Adamo's book (which can be found on Amazon or Barnes and Noble; in addition to visiting Melissa Mitchell's site. It is highly possible that for years physicians have misled us in regards to our own health; or are they simply giving us vague instructions on a matter that we consider to be priceless? Nevertheless, let's take matters into our own hands, and get the educational edge on our health, before it gets the edge on us.